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Welcome back to Make me laugh show, It's really good to see you yes it is. So you gotta make me laugh, And if you do you will win: I will fix all of you posts! /facepalm

A young pet monkey had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.

All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"

"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!".

Nope... didn't pass.

The young monkey supposed to be you but nvm it didnt get you laught

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all on their lunch break. The blonde looked in her lunch bag and found a tuna sandwich, the brunette found a PB&J sandwich, and the redhead got spaghetti.
The next day they they each look in their lunch bags and they had received the same meal again! Well all three of them agreed that if they received the same lunch again they would commit suicide.
The next day when they get on their lunch break and look in their bags, sure enough they each receive the same lunch again. So they all go out and they kill themselves.
A week or two later at the funeral, the brunette and redheads moms both agree that if they wanted different lunches they should have just requested them! Then the blondes mom butts in by saying, "I don't know what you two are talking about, my daughter made her own lunch!"

I laugh after I hit the magic weed and watching this video